I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Sober January is a disaster.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Help. Why am I so naked?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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