just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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