Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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