David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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