Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
NoShamevember. You game?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Randomize
