I understand Curling. That high.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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