yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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