I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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