problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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