and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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