fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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