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i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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