Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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