All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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