Will you blow on my dice?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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