ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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