his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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