yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Randomize