The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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