It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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