doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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