In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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