Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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