But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
