READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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