WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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