She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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