Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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