I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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