it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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