so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
two words: eviction party
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Still dying that you shit outside
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
tell me about the eggs
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