So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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