3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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