thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Randomize
