didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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