I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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