if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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