I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I think weed is turning my hair brown
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
