we have officially lost it.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Randomize
