'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Randomize
