don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
