im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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