I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Randomize
