Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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