those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I think a kid would responsible me up
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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