I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I'm bleeding and have questions
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Randomize
