Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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