PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
honey bunches of taint.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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