I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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