doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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